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Famous Poppies in History
A look back at the despots who paved the way for poppies everywhere.
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Poppington III Lord Poppington grew up on Long Island to two loving parents who never paid attention to him but would nonetheless let him use the summer house in the Hamptons on the weekends for binge drinking and to pressure young women into sex. Poppington thinks he's the shit cus he drives a Honda Civic that is dropped to the ground. |
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Chester Van Poppycox Chester paved the way for Popped Collars everywhere by establishing the Delta Kappa fraternity house in 1873. It was said that one could often find Chester popping his collar while convincing freshman girls that it would be a good idea to funnel some Jack Daniels. |
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Count Dracula Count Dracula grew up in Transylvania. He spends most of his days sleeping and goes out at night trying to pray on young unsuspecting victims. Women become hypnotized by his popped collar which is clearly a sign of his fertility. Every once in a while he likes to put blonde highlights in his hair and gel it up. |
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The Fonz Eeeaaaayyy. Everybody loves the Fonz. Got nothing bad to say even if he did pop his collar. We salute you Fonzy. |
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- Jason
