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Bud Light Commercial
Jason | October 1, 2006
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius radio ad...
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other queer frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you fashion gladiator, because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.
Ah Fuck...
Rick | September 2, 2006
Sigh...
photo by calmenda, Flickr
Flower Petals and Popped Collars
Jason | March 08, 2006
It's almost spring time and you know what that means... the collars
will be popping up like the first crocuses and frankly it will make me
sick! I'm allergic to most things that grow in the spring and if I see
an asshole wearing a double popped collar, I might puke. I mean I see
them all winter with their collars stuck trapped underneath their
sweaters and I see the helpless look in their eyes seeming to say
"where do I belong?" But it's in the spring that the mating dance of
the poppy begins. The anti-popped collar movement has to grow even
larger. It's time for some spring cleaning. Let's clean these popped
collars out.
